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Of course, in a 24/7 society, programme scheduling is not nearly as important as it used to be. One person’s weekend off is another’s weekend on. The latest listening figures also show that more and more of us are choosing when we listen and where, on the internet, by smartphone, as a podcast, download, via iPlayer. That sense of an on-air programme being fixed in time and place is being dissipated. You might listen at 10.15 p.m.; I might catch the same programme at 10.15 a.m. Nevertheless although at certain hours the Moral Maze could be thought of as a brainteaser, a rallying-call to moral rearmament, at others it’s just an assault on the ears.
How much more dream-enhancing would it have been to have chanced upon the weirdly wonderful soundworld of Neverwhere. Neil Gaiman’s cult novel (which was written originally for TV) takes us coincidentally into a dark underworld peopled by the also-rans and has-beens of London Below. But in this underclass people can walk through doors (cue stereophonic bangs, crashes, wallops), Old Bailey is no longer the home of Lady Justice but an old codger dressed in feathers who lives on top of the Post Office Tower (much cooing and cawing of roosting birds) and Knightsbridge is definitely something to be feared (like the horrors conjured up by your worst nightmare).
Gaiman wrote the series after being asked to do something about the homeless. But he was worried that he might turn the poor into ‘something cool’ so he opted instead to explore life underground. What might it be like to fall through that crack in the pavement? It’s something we’ve all feared since childhood. Gaiman takes us there, down into the rat-infested sewers, where darkness reigns and no one can be trusted.
Gaiman says now that the TV version, which he wrote in 1996, was hampered by lack of resources and the then-primitive scope of CGI. But on radio, adapted by Dirk Maggs (is this name real or from London Below?), and produced by Heather Larmour, it’s as if his imagination has been given ‘an infinite budget’. For Door to walk through doors is no problem for the production team or the listener. A few strange ear-blasting thumps and crashes and you’re there with Door, on the other side. Richard is taken down into the sewers: all you need are a few flickering noises to imagine him holding a flame against the dark, and some water sploshing around in a bucket. He meets the Angel of Islington: cue ‘a pair of anoraks being scrunched up and a little bit of slowed-down pigeon’. In your mind you can see those enormous feathered wings creaking as they gradually unfold. As Gaiman says, ‘You get much better pictures on radio.’
He’s also been given a stellar cast. James McAvoy plays the hero Richard Mayhew (inspired by Henry Mayhew whose ‘Cyclopaedia’ of London street life first gave voice in the 1860s to the city’s poorest people). When Richard rescues Door, the Harry Potter figure (played by Natalie Dormer) who has to avenge the death of her parents, she takes him down into London Below. You’ll also catch the inimitable voices of Bernard Cribbins, Benedict Cumberbatch, Sophie Okonedo, Andrew Sachs, Christopher Lee and Johnny Vegas.
The six-part series has been aired in a single week, starting on Radio 4 as the Saturday-afternoon drama and moving on to Radio 4 Extra at 6 p.m. for the rest of the episodes. It’s designed at that hour to draw in the kids. If anyone can do it, Gaiman and Maggs can.
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