James Delingpole

It’s so unfair

Is it really a six-figure salary? Only, this time last year it wouldn’t have seemed worth it, but now it’s looking almost as attractive as a job in the public sector.

• From magazine issue: 28 March 2009

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The reason her team lost was, basically, because three girls in one of her sub-teams had proved so crap at cleaning cars they didn’t get the full contract and lost out on £100 of business. Debra, the head of that sub-team, had told Mona on her mobile that her girls were rubbish. But then in the boardroom, shifty Debra denied this and tried laying the blame elsewhere. Mona wasn’t taking this nonsense and, looking the very picture of wounded decency, stood up for the unlikely cause of truth and honour in business.

One of the things I both love and hate about The Apprentice — and the reason we keep watching, I suppose — is that, like real life, it’s so terribly random and unfair. In most of the challenges, it’s a complete matter of luck who wins and who loses. So while the winners swan off to enjoy the cocktail session/helicopter trip/slap-up meal they’ve barely earned, the losers end up being hauled over the coals and made to feel like utter criminals for having adopted strategies which, but for unhappy accident, could so easily have made them the winning team.

This means that the key to surviving The Apprentice is not so much to be talented or a natural winner as it is to be expert at damage limitation, face-saving and buck-passing. It is, in other words, the very exemplar of those business characteristics responsible for dragging the world into the current depression. I wonder how audiences will respond to this.

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