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It’s a personal preference, of course, but when choosing a place to ski I plump for Austria every time. It is no stretch to claim that if you have never tried Tiroler Gröstl (basically a fry up, often served in the pan, of pork, potato and onion topped off with a fried egg, still sizzling) you haven’t truly lived.
Another admirable thing about the Austrians is that they haven’t yet outlawed indoor smoking, making it one of the last civilised nations on earth: a place where old men can still smoke over their beers in Tyrolean kneipen and gasthaus bars from pipes the size and shape of tubas. Long may they continue to do so.
It is the ambience, as much as the skiing itself, which creates this homesickness we have for the mountains. Après ski: all those parties in chalets and mountaintop bars, everyone being roasted in equal measure by fireplaces and booze, with nothing whatever to do but make merry and gaze complacently at the blizzard raging outside. It is the most blissful holiday imaginable, and it’s hardly surprising that the anticipation can drive many people trapped in the malaise of an English November half crazy.
Perhaps that’s why Austrian ski lodge-themed nightclubs have become so oddly popular in London.
Places like Bodo’s Schloss in Kensington sell a form of ski nostalgia. The log cabin surroundings, accordion music and the heady aroma of pine offer the illusion of après ski; inviting the snow-deprived in for a memory of the drug they really crave.
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