Lucy Vickery

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The following are real headlines from regional newspapers: ‘W. Norwood “Curry Cat” murder latest’, ‘Badger shot by St Ives locksmith’, ‘“Smug” Swans attack dalmation’. You are invited to submit the full report behind one of them (150 words maximum). Please email entries to lucy@spectator.co.uk by midday on 15 May.

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