Kate Chisholm

The Archers hit a new low by letting Tom dump Kirsty at the altar

Plus: a Roy Williams radio drama that nails you to your chair

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No doubt Kirsty’s screams were given an added charge by her (or rather Annabelle Dowler’s) realisation that it’s curtains for her as an Archers character/actress (just as Nigel’s screams were Graham Seed’s final, memorable contribution after 28 years). Sure enough, Dowler’s name doesn’t appear in this week’s cast list in Radio Times. In a way that must be a relief — for Kirsty and Dowler. Who would want to stick around in Ambridge after such a humiliation to be turned into a Miss Havisham?

Ask any cleric whether they’ve ever had to cope with a bride who’s been stood up at the altar (or vice versa) and they’ll tell you, quite simply, ‘No.’ It does happen, of course, but so rarely, and certainly not in an everyday country village like Ambridge, and definitely not just as the bride arrives at the church to walk up the aisle watched by all her family and friends. It was such a dreadful romantic cliché. Even Dickens restrained himself from putting us through such an ordeal (and a misogynist one at that). He gives us not the bride but the aftermath.

On Feedback last Friday, the editor Sean O’Connor, who’s still a relative new boy after years of working in TV (including, you guessed it, EastEnders), explained that it was all about ‘turning a boy into a man’. He continued, ‘We have to know whether Tom Archer is worthy to take on the mantle of Bridge Farm.’ Believe that, if you must.

If you want dialogue that fizzes and drama that nails you to your chair, because it’s so true, so closely tied to reality, Roy Williams’s The Interrogation is back on Radio 4 for its third series. This week on Thursday DC Sean Armitage (Alex Lanipekun) met up with Kellie, an old friend from the estate, and was drawn into an investigation, with dangerous repercussions.

Kellie tells us from the outset that she’s difficult (‘I had a fire in me…a temper’), and she’s had a difficult life (mum dies, she falls out with her stepmum, her dad tells her it’s the army or the street, she joins up, loves the army, but has now left for reasons unknown). ‘It’s the look in her eye,’ Sean explains to his boss DS Max Matthews (Kenneth Cranham) when Max wonders why he’s worried about her.

The writing is so sharp. Heightened, yes, with a terrible cliffhanger at the end (for which we won’t know the outcome until the next series), but utterly believable because it sounds like real people speaking. It’s not at all descriptive. We have no idea what any of the characters look like. And yet we do, because of the way they speak, the words they use, the jumpy staccato of Kellie compared with Max’s gravelly drawl and Sean’s earnest, impatient-for-answers estuary English. The deceptively simple design of each interrogation (two cops, a criminal and a victim) is matched by the spare production (by Jessica Dromgoole and Mary Peate) to powerful effect.

Sunday’s Radio 4 Appeal caught my ear because it was dedicated to the Prison Radio Association, which broadcasts its own radio station, National Prison Radio, 24 hours a day, seven days a week, with all the programmes made by, and presented by, prisoners. Jon Snow, the Channel 4 anchorman, shared the appeal with Lyn Knapton, a former prisoner who’s now studying for a PhD thanks to prison radio. It ‘saved my life’ she says, not by giving prisoners non-stop entertainment but by challenging them, helping them to face up to what they have done, yet also motivating them, giving them something to do with their time.

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