It’s one in, one out
‘Sorry pal – it’s one in, one out.’

‘Sorry pal – it’s one in, one out.’
‘We’ve always had a bit of trouble stopping the boats’
‘So what led to these feelings of victimisation?’
‘You affirmed your kids? We told ours to stop being idiots.’
‘Right kids, bedtime.’
‘True enlightenment is only achievable if you listen to my podcast.’
‘If he really wanted to save the planet, he’d throw soup at a Van Gogh.’
‘I’ve been on Ozempic.’
‘He’s planning to let his treehouse out on Airbnb.’
‘It’s the only reduction our water company has ever offered us.’
‘He’s very sensitive to comments made online.’
‘We’ll have a red – but not full-bodied’
‘The sight of a politician in trouble always gets me going.’
‘You’re under arrest for misconstrued satire.’
‘Don’t cry.’