Fake
‘It’s a fake.’
Cartoons
Cream
‘I’ll have the cream tea – easy on the tea.’
Green 3
‘We can’t vote for her — she wasn’t locally sourced.’
Dagenham
‘They’re moving the production to the Far East.’
Ipad 2
‘They have so much in common.’
Scam
‘We’ve come up with the perfect scam to get the voters to trust us.’
Said
‘Is it something I said, tweeted, retweeted, posted on Facebook, blogged, skyped, texted, snapchatted, emailed or facetimed?’
Murray
‘Wow! That service was quick.’
Leaflet
‘Post is late again.’
Writer 2
This is Jason, my ghostwriter. Jason, dear, she wants my autograph.’